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Frank, Ava and Me - Part 1

I had been at the helm of The Harry Martin Show on KLAC for a couple of weeks when Frank Sinatra walked into the patio looking for me. I know this reads as being pretentious but it is true. He said so.

“Harry,” he exclaimed, his famous blue eyes shining on me. “I am Frank Sinatra.” He took my hand and asked, ”How is Gale Patrick’s box?” I almost shrank through the holes in my shoes. He had heard me doing baseball color and caught me in the biggest gaffe in my career.

The week prior while substituting for Gary Goodwin at Gilmore Field for the Hollywood Stars baseball game with Seattle I had been asked by Jack Sherman the regular play caller to lead off the game and do play by play while he returned from the dugout from an interview with one of the players.

“Sure.” I said, like I was an old play by play man.. I had played it all my life on sand lots of Galveston so it was going to be a snap. It was Triple A ball but major league Hollywood Stars like Groucho Marx, Milton Berle, Gene Autrey, and Gail Patrick a gorgeous movie star and television producer had boxes at the baselines. Now, armed with this bit of trivia, I launched into the game with aplomb. The first at bats had been a routine grounder to short stop and relayed to first. Fine. I was into the flow of the game. Then Jim Baxis, the Hollywood Stars Third Baseman came up to bat. I will tell you word for word what I said, “Jim Baxis is up.. And here’s the pitch by Wilson and Baxis sends a screaming line drive right into Gail Patrick’s box.”

For those among you who are not familiar with the archaic term “box.” It was used in those days to describe a woman’s private parts. Word flew around KLAC the following day about my faux pas but before I could be blown out of my baseball career, Gary Goodwin returned from his hiatus as the regular color man and took over.

I thought it had blown over when Frank led off with this embarrassing. opening salvo. Then he placed a hand on my shoulder, “That’s okay, Harry. I’ve had more embarrassing times than that.” I doubted it but was willing to let him save the moment. That moment began what was to be a warm relationship between us.

Frank had heard me praising him on my show . I was unabashed in my admiration for him and often played several of his songs on a single show. Songs such “All or Nothing at All” “If You Are But a Dream.” “I Couldn’t Sleep a Wink Last Night.” “. In fact, I played all of his 78’s, ones that he had sung under the reverend guidance of conductor Axel Stordahl.. On the air, I had marveled at his breath control, how he could sustain a note forever sliding from one phrase to another without pausing for breath.

I had coffee with Frank that first day at Coffee Dan’s on Vine, the beginning of a long series of visits with him usually every two weeks.. We talked music, nothing personal about him. I knew instinctively to stay away from his personal life. I knew he was still married to Nancy and had had a long love affair with Ava Gardner but the tabloids had written that they had broken up. Don Otis had walked into Coffee Dan’s that first time when I was with Frank and strongly advised me later that day to avoid mentioning Ava to Frank.

I only wanted to talk about music anyway. Frank loved jazz and was glad to hear me play Kenton. He was expansive about Stan Kenton and said that June Christy had been hired by Kenton because she sounded like a brass instrument. He did say that his one big unfulfilled ambition was to conduct a band. I had heard that Frank was broke and couldn’t get a gig so I always paid.. My revelations about Frank and his love for and taste in music are well chronicled so I will not dwell on this except that my visits with him instilled in me a feel for music that I did not know existed.

A month into our visits, a troubling thing happened. As I mentioned ,part of my duties was to board op for a major jock who had not quite gotten the hang of the board. I sat in a studio adjoining his in a studio separated by a large window .I had visual contact with him in addition to a squawk box intercom through which he gave me instructions on what to play.

That day, about an hour into the show, I looked up and saw this apparition standing in the doorway looking at me. The swan neck. The alabaster skin. The green feline eyes and those cheek bones. It was Ava Gardner. She paralyzed me with a smile and glided into the next studio where the big time jock sat. Then she ...

(to be continued next Tuesday)


Previously ...
"It's Like Nat Cole is Still Alive"
"Frank Sinatra, the Man and his Music"
"How KYW's "Martin and Howard" Saved the Beatles concert in Cleveland"