Let’s cut past the chase. I had chased
Carol and finally cornered her in Miami
where I was about to see if the magic
was still there after being apart for
five years. Carol had picked me up at
the airport, and shown no sign that
there was even a flicker of the old
flame. You may already know that I won
her back, but therein lies the tale.
Where I left off last week, we were
about to begin a tour of Vizcaya, the
home of the late James Deering that had
become a magnificent Italian Renaissance
style museum with a commanding view of
Biscayne Bay in Miami.
She had chosen Vizcaya as our meeting
place because it was public and, I guess
she thought, there was no chance that I
would sweep her up and hold on tightly
if things went badly.. She was wrong,
and it would have taken the Fire
Department to rush in with the jaws of
life to make me let go.
Damn! When we neared the entrance, she
said, “Will you excuse me for a minute?
I have to make a phone call.?”
“Sure.”
She ducked into a phone booth and
dialed, leaving the door slightly ajar.
I could hear her asking for her dad, Ben
Chapman, the head of the Miami based
Ivan Tors Studio. Told he wasn’t there,
she hung up and dialed another number.
The next conversation almost did me in.”
Hello Eddie, this is Carol. Listen. Go
ahead and ship those Fords. Yes, I know
there are two dozen of them, but they
are no good here in Miami, and we need
them in Nassau right away. .There’s a
storm that might blow here and the
forecast says it won’t hit The Bahamas.
So, go ahead. On whose authority? My
authority? Get them started. I will be
there later, and sign them out. She hung
up and looked as if she had been
casually talking about the weather, Well
she had, but not casually.
While we were apart,, she had risen to
Assistant Administrative Aide to her
dad, Ben Chapman, the Producer at the
Ivan Tors Studio, the company that
produced “Flipper.”
In the off-season they shot movies and
did underwater work. The Fords were to
be used by staff members in “Thunderball;”
the production in which Carol had
assisted in casting the underwater stunt
men and coordinated in other aspects,
like the two dozen Fords.
“Sorry,” she said, “I had to get those
cars moving. Can’t hold up production.”
I nodded like it made perfect sense to
me.
We began the tour of Vizcaya which I do
not remember to this day. I recall
admiring a Victorian swooning couch, the
kind with no back, but a large curved
upholstered padding on one end. I looked
up to see that she was admiring it also.
We naturally gravitated to the same
paintings, and other displays.
On her cue, we ducked out of the first
exit into the lush ten acre garden with
long reflection pools. There was a boat
landing a couple of hundred yards away
from the house that was too far for most
foot-weary tourists to attempt. She
seemed to be aimed toward there.
They say that a man who is about to hang
experiences great clarity. Not me.
However, it was when humbly walking a
step or two behind her, that my survival
instincts began to assert themselves.
Actually, there was no clarity. Instead,
my combative spirit, an overdrive that I
seldom called upon, slammed into gear.
She picked up the pace. After a hundred
brisk yards or so, I laughed and said,
“This reminds me. Today is the
anniversary of your hero, Mahatma
Gandhi’s 250 mile walk in India to
protest the salt tax. She smiled
involuntarily.” She did admire Gandhi,
and loved stuff like this. ”They say
that 250 thousand people walked with him
on that march.”
Silence on her end, but I darted my eyes
toward her, and detected a faint smile.
“All during that long walk,” I plunged
on, “He was chanting something and no
one in the long file knew what it was, a
mantra or something mystical. But they
wondered: what was he chanting that made
him so serene under such pressure?
I outwaited her.
Finally, she said, “Did they ever find
out what he was chanting.?” It was like
old times and I was reluctant to break
the spell with a dumb “bit.”
“One of his main followers volunteered
to go up behind Gandhi and report back
his sacred mantra to the others so they
too might gain strength from it.
She was fascinated. “What was it?”
“He was chanting softly to himself,….”
I broke into the first verse of that
stirring old march.
“I love a parade..
The tramping of feet.
I love every beat I hear of a drum.”
I love a parade.”
The next few seconds hinged on whether I
was in or out.
I watched her face for a sign….,blank…..
then…she laughed that scintillating
laugh that I had come to treasure...
“But, why am I kidding myself?” I heard
myself say,
“I screwed up big time and I have no
hope of your giving me your precious
heart again.
I don’t deserve you. I am so sorry,
darling. My heart is broken, and I don’t
think it will ever be mended. I am so
damned sorry. I don’t even know why I
came here.”
I was holding her by the shoulders and
looking down into her eyes, those golden
hazel eyes, and saw them begin to
glisten.
“The one thing I know is, despite what
happened and how unforgivable, what I
did was….You belong to me. …we belong
together.
We were meant to be together for the
rest of your lives.
I know it will never be, but that is the
God’s honest truth, my precious darling.
I just wanted to see you for what may be
the last time.”
Her eyes drilled into me like hot
pokers., like she was penetrating my
fontal lobes, searching for signs that
this was a “pitch.” Then…after giving me
the intense once over, she broke the
spell with cascading laughter.
“What?”
She abruptly turned away, and said, “I
have to use the phone again.”
Damn! More Fords being ordered? Was she
dusting me off? Had I crossed some
invisible line? What? And why was I
asking myself this when I was the one
who had practically called an end to
things just moments ago? She had every
right to take me at my word if she was
looking for an “out.”
“Let’s go back to the car,” She said
sharply.
I dumbly followed, half in shock.
On the way back to the airport, I don’t
know why, but I was my old self again,
chattering without a lot of care about
what I said. Just a string of
pleasantries with, maybe, a little
substance here and there.
She seemed to welcome the escape from
the heavy drama and joined in with her
share of banter. An easy flow back and
forth like the old days.
Then, midway into another chatty
exchange, she broke the happy spell, and
said, “My head is spinning. I’m not sure
what is happening…”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean when I went to the phone I
talked to Chap (her dad) and told him
that I still love you madly.”
I went numb.” What did he say?”
“He asked me if I knew what I was doing
and I said yes and he said, if you love
him, don’t let him leave without letting
him know.”
“Jesus, honey!”
“Turn around. We’re going to the
Fountainbleu….and one more thing.”
I prepared for some rigid conditions on
our future relationship.
“The John Deere Joke,” she giggled. “It
was really funny.”
Late that night, robed and looking down
on Miami from a top floor of the hotel.
I began to hum a wordless song
involuntarily. Dum de dum dum dum.. Dum
dum dum de de dum.
“That song. What is it?
“Promise you won’t laugh?” It’s an old
Lightnin’ Hopkins song called ‘Good
Rocking Tonight. You don’t want to hear
the lyrics.”
“I know the song but I’ve only heard
Elvis’ version. She hesitated, thought
for a moment, then sang,
“Did you hear the news? There’s good
rockin’ tonight.
Yeah. I heard the news. Everybody’s
rockin’ tonight.”.
She enveloped me in her arms and sang.
“Well I’m gonna hold my baby as tight as
I can,
and let him know he’s a mighty mighty
man.
Did ya hear the news? There’s good
rockin’ tonight.”
She smothered me with hugs and kisses.
I didn’t call the Fire Department.
If the CSI Miami crew were to sweep
Vizcaya, I am sure my DNA would still be
there,. even though it’s been forty
years. That was where I poured out my
heart and spilled my guts.
Months later, she told me what had
turned the tide in Miami.. It wasn’t the
John Deere joke or the bit about Gandhi
or any of my shtick. It was our seamless
back and forth chatter at Vizcaya, and
on the way back to the Miami airport. Me
saying something. Her adding to it . Me
adding to that. Us building a pyramid,
the perfect shape.
For the follow-up, scroll down to the
series beginning with “Happy Hare The
Trifecta” then, read the next two
episodes, “Hare…Two Fectas Down and One
to Go,” climaxed by “The Martin and
Howard Show Minus Zero,”
Next week, the crisis climax at WXYZ.