I
have been doing a lot of thinking a
lot, well maybe a little too much,
about the loss of civility in our
society.
Michael Richards, former Seinfeld
funny character, spewing hatred
toward “N word” people. Richards, no
fool, announced that he was rehab
bound.
Conversely: an actual “N word” man,
Isaiah Washington, chose the Golden
Globe Awards as his forum, for
publicly outing T.R. Knight, a
fellow cast member of “Grey’s
Anatomy.”
In response to the public outrage,
Washington announced that he was so
mortified by his outburst that he
was entering rehab.
Mel Gibson expressed his hatred of
Jews, especially perilous to him
professionally as he spouted off in
Hollywood.. He had two choices:
Door # 1. Being spurned by people
who control a lot of the Hollywood
power, many of
whom just happen to be of the Jewish
persuasion or…
Door #2..Rehab.
Easy choice.
Is Osama bin Laden sincere? If they
ever catch him, would he announce,
“I don’t know what got into me, I’m
going into rehab.”
But, I make light of a serious
matter. There are far more tragic
examples of the damage done by cruel
people. How about Simon Cowell, the
Producer of “American Idol?”
Fact is: Simon (Cruel) Cowell, I
believe, front-loads a bunch of
losers to be scourged at the pillar
of national Television, never
intending for them to win..
“American Idol “the Abu Graib of
television.
How about radio? Not to be trite,
but the principle reason for all of
the hatred and cruelty you hear on
the radio is that radio, in general
has lost its creative force. That
loss alone results in resorting to
cruelty as a substitute for
cleverness such as we witnessed at
WKND in Sacramento when the morning
show people fatally subjected
Jennifer Lee Strange to a spin off
of water boarding.
Creativity is like that other vital
element in our lives. Use it or lose
it. The major operators believed
that all they had to do was to
dominate the major markets with an
overwhelming force of radio
stations, Therefore, no need for the
nonsense of creativity. For a while,
they could dictate Sales by bullying
the competition, but over the past
decade, creativity faded,
listenership dipped, and Sales
slackened for radio in general. Loss
of creativity stopped growth,
creating the crenau now occupied by
Ipods.
It isn’t just true about radio, but
everything that requires nurturing
in order to grow. . Islam, one of
the world’s great religions stopped
growing spiritually. 90% of the
world’s Muslims may hate what is
being done to their religion in the
name of Islam, but you will most
likely, never see a Million Muslim
March.
Having spent time in Iraq and Iran,
I know that the average person there
wakes up each day not concerned with
religion but, wondering if he is
going to find something to eat. The
Mullahs gain their allegiance by
feeding them with food fortified
with the “new and improved Islamist
religion,” also shelter…and guns.
They claim to be the shepherds of
these young people, but their aim is
to never educate the sheep.
The irony is: It probably isn’t
about religion with most of the
young “Thugs” I suspect that the
majority of young Islamist men,
gorged with testosterone, think it
is great fun to take their AK 47s to
the streets, and kill people.
Back to the show…………..
When doing a show, I think about
things such as: Have you noticed?
Now that many of us have phone video
you seldom hear about UFO sightings
any more.
I like health tips. “Whenever you
feel blue, try breathing again.”
Healthy is merely the slowest rate
at which one can die.
I gave up health tips after
realizing that health nuts are going
to feel stupid, lying in hospitals,
dying of nothing.
I gave gardening tips. When weeding,
the best way to make sure you are
removing a weed and not a valuable
plant is to pull it. If it comes out
of the ground easily, it is a
valuable plant.
I filled my shows with thought
provokers. “Who was the first person
to say,” See that chicken over
there? I’m gonna eat the next thing
that comes out of its butt.”
The chicken joke reminds of what has
been pecking at me since Keith
Ellison, the first Muslim to be
elected to the U.S. Congress,
insisted on using a Koran for his
Oath of Allegiance to the United
States.
In defense of his demand, Mr.
Ellison pointed out that no one less
than Thomas Jefferson owned a Koran,
and therefore, it would be proper
for him to be sworn in on the same
Koran once owned by Thomas
Jefferson, because a visionary like
Jefferson believed that “wisdom
could be gleaned from many sources.”
Based on this revelation, the media
buckled. Public outcry was stifled.
The ceremony was performed with
history’s first use of the Koran for
an Oath of Allegiance. Was the
Congressman correct in his rationale
for the use of Jefferson’s Koran?.
Why did Jefferson own a Koran?
The answer next week.
While writing this, I received three
phone calls. One was from the San
Diego Press Club a prestigious
organization whose members number
major local and regional pundits and
thinkers. They want to honor me this
year for…whatever.
Another call came from a man,
nationally renowned in our business,
congratulating me on my coming
candidacy for the Texas Radio Hall
of Fame induction..
The last call came from a perky
young radio station Promotion lady,
probably in her latter teens or
early 20’s, who perkily told me that
my name had been entered by her
station as a strong contender for a
free trip to Hawaii. I told her that
I had had a very popular morning
radio show years ago, and did not
think it was proper for me to accept
a prize because a lot of people in
town know me and it might cast doubt
on the honesty of her station’s
contest.
She was unbowed. “When were you in
radio? , she asked.
“My main local period ended in the
early 70’s,” I said.
“Oh! That’s okay. No problem.” She
assured me . “No one would remember
you.”
I enter rehab next week.